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[Clocks: The Game]

*speechless*

...you are god.

18 BITCH!

[Madness 3D Combat]

Good

This is actually decent, and I know it's made to look 3d and stuff which must've taken alot of effort, I still think it's extremely un sofisticated (Like some of the people who made most of the comments below me.) and just needs to be alot more in depth. But it has alot of potential, and I bet next year if you made another one, it would be alot better. But seriously don't mind most of the recent comments that have been made. I don't know if you don't or do already know this but (and I'm not insulting Newgrounds as a whole.) over 75% of the NG population, are literally either retarded, or are 13 year olds who don't know how to tell the difference between when they look like complete retards, or when they are actually looked upon-by the things they say-aren't that narcissistically meaningless and dare I say "corny"-cool. Sorry you for making you have the misspleasure of reading half a review (if you read it) that has nothing to do with your game...especially if you are still reading this...bleh...poo...okay seriously, stop. You're creeping me out.

HonterGames responds:

Haha the last bit made me laugh. Yeah i will be making another one next year and make it much more 'sophisticated' hahaha.

[Canabalt]

Nice

A really fun and addicting mini game. (If thats what you intended it to be.) Very smooth and I also find it awesome how all of the obstacles are randomly generated, and if I'm not mistaken I think some of the buildings and platforms are too. One thing I think could've been added would be a semi decent story. I mean, I don't even care if it's 2 sentences long, as long as it has a story. But besides that, great game. Hope to see something along the lines of a sequel. (I know its a mini-ish game, but when It comes to rating, I'm gonna have to rate it as I would if it were a full length game. Because if it were, it would be waaay too short; and not enough options. But as a mini game, I rate it 9.)

[Dadgame]

If ADHD had a game this would be it.

Great game. Lots of stuff to do and very chaotic. The music was also awesome as usual, and the in-game animation/physics are excellent. But I do feel that the cutscenes were very much lacking that kind of uh...feel you get from the dad movies. It just doesnt seem like an actual episode of dad. (Yes, I said episode.) The Animation and art in the cutscenes were also lacking the stuff you would find in the actual movies. But obviously since its a game you felt that you should morely (if thats a word) focus on the gameplay. But if you were an average animator, the animation in the cutscenes would probably flow well.
; and I also think you should've though of a better title. But nevertheless its still a great game, and deserves all of the attention (if not more) it is getting

[Toss the Turtle]

Awesomesauce

Loved it. Cannon shooting games (Or whatever you want to call them.) would've been waaaaay more popular if this had been the first one made. (Not saying Kitten Cannon [typo I think] was bad.) The art was awesome too. It reminded me of Gonzo's style of art and then I looked down and saw it was him...awesome story I know right? I'm just too interesting for my own good.

[Al Quaidamon]

Hilarious

Love it. Although I do agree with the whole Geneva Convention is way too fucking strict about renditions, and what is aloud to go on while interrogation is in execution. But seriously, what you are putting out is really exaggerated. The U.S is still doing its shit from what I've seen, and its also kind of ironic how everybody hates cheney's dictations but yet they still think that the requests of rights activists are too severe. (Obviously I meant severly humane.) So, just to get it out.

POLITICS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE IN BLACK AN WHITE PEOPLE, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ELEPHANT AND A DONKEY, THERE IS NO FUCKING ELEDONKEY! GET OVER IT!

[Multitask]

Awesome

Very stressful and fun. A good challenge. Once you have to start using the WASD keys it gets really confusing. Unless you get more than one person playing.

[Boss Bash]

great

but the camera pisses me off and it is extremely glitchy. nevertheless, its still a great game. keep at it.

[You Only Live Once]

awesome

love it. i can see myself experimenting with this later on.

[Rambo's Jungle Clearout]

sheeeeet

its RAMBO bitch! what more can i say