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Heres some videos that will hopefully make you laugh. BECAUSE I LIVE TO SEE THE SMILES ON YOUR FACES WHEN I STALK YOU THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!

Okay, is it just me or are people who comment on spam, the dumbest ******* ****s ever to drag their ******* ***'s onto Newgrounds!? YOU SHOULD SEE THE COMMENTS ON THE NEW FP MOVIE CALLED BASGETBALL JOHNSON. Here I'll act like I'm one of them. How did this get front page? The art is horrible and animation sucks more then anything I've ever seen. Yeah I know this comment doesn't mean anything to you but its still geting zero'd more and more everyday and nobody likes your movie. Hopefully people who are as smart as me will realise the same thing. (then my response) ITS A FUCKING SPAM MOVIE! (but what i really have to say to cover up) I'm sorry you didn't like this movie. Hopefully my next feature-length presentation will please you more.

i just found my old accounts password and username by using the password recovery thing. I CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING NOSTALGIC IT IS! My old account is called Spencesterror91 and the reason i quit newgrounds is because wade banned me from reviewing movies. those reviews are from 2007! i know thats not much to you old people (lol) but i was like just turning 11! you should read how stupid my comments are seriously! its unbelievable! the shit i said as a kid! damn. i have to remember that now when like a 6 year old says something really stupid to understand that his brain is mentally retarded! seriously! damn i was a dumb kid lol. yet i was still suicidal. wow really fucked up. if you wanna visit my acc i didnt make any movies or games that made it past the portal so you'll have to find a comment i made. uhh hold on im trying to remember a movie i commented on. oh yeah there was one movie about that song called mope by the bloodhound gang. i think the movie was called pacman on crack or something so search something to do with pac-man and crack. then look at the 2007 reviews and you should find it.

its 11:06 right now and my parents are in bed and my stupid friend is watching fucking Land of the Dead and my mom doesnt care. Yet she wouldn't let me watch Saw and she went ape when she found out I did. I can truely say that between Saw (AND EVEN TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE BEGINNING) and land of the dead, land of the dead is the most pointless disgusting and retarded excuse for a movie and is waaaaaaaaaaay a million times worse then both of those movies. It even shows children running away and being tackled (obviously assuming whats going to happen even though they don't show it.) A citizen construction worker get his stomach skin getting eating off and the zombie things taking turns pulling out different non essential organs(except of course the bowels) and all while hes still alive trying and begging them to stop. My point: This world has a fucked up vision of whats appropriate and the comparison of real life and movies being different and video games and real life being so similar that no pre teens or early teens should play them, and that killers, psychopaths, and drug addicts evolve into "these monsters of human beings" by playing these games. Which allow them to commit these atrocities with their own hands. MOVIES INVOLVE REAL HUMAN BEINGS AND AR WAY MORE REALISTICLY VIOLENT THEN ANY VIDEO GAME COULD EVER BE!

I just did 7 prank calls with my friend. I prank called this place called Ms. Vanilli's pizza and shit or something asking for someone named John. The person there obviously didn't understand me and said van? (Im going to vaguely use quotes to represent what they were saying but i might make a few mistakes.) "No, John." "There is no SHJohn that works here." "Well he should be there because he was supposed to call me." "You have wrong number. No john here." " Well tell him to call me when he gets there okay?" "huh? what? huh? what (she repeats that for a long time.) "Okay Bye" *hangup*

The funniest one (besides the one where my friend called dominoes and i made him ask for the "easter special" which of course does not exist.) was I think the one where I repeat the word "Sooter" each time sounding more high pitch. Eventually when the person wouldn't stop saying "hello?" I hung up.

Oh yeah and Ive been taking drum lessons for about a month or so now.

IM REALLY BORED SO IM GONNA GIVE A LINK TO A FUCKED UP BREAKBEAT I MADE!!!!!!
ROFLOMGBBQUG?UYSIZDUMBFAGGSIAROCBETRTH ANNU

no more chinese communist design! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ill still use the rascist smiley though

THIS NEWGROUNDS DESIGN SUCKS! YES I GET THE JOKE! ITS MAKIG CHINA LOOK LIKE COMMUNISTS! I CANT SWEAR OR ANYTHING! I GET THE JOKE! CHANGE IT BACK! WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SWEAR: FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH YOU SUCK BALLS. SEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

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Fucking sick video. Watch it all the way through to the part where the girl swaps the staff and the dog's brains. "F****** Daddy!"

Torn across a dotted bassline reveals a deep forcoming rumble of oncoming drums

Stinging cracking and clashing

All following a stampede of smashing galloping kicks

In sneak the Hi-hats calmly preparing for their time

Preparing for a ride destined to travel within

All hits a peak motioning them ready

Then silence falls and all is steady

BOOM goes the cannon forward the race begins

Schitzophrenic warriors lashing out with all their power

All in timed motion at 180 miles per hour

This race will last for ever

Yes this is how it should be

DRUM AND BASS FOREVER FOR EVERYONE

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and me :)

*edit* SUP. I got some sick new pre-made breakbeats and they are all rex files so they automaticly adjust to the tempo and they can be screwed around with!!!! Plus zay ah made bi zee lejundury DAVID CARBONE so expect them to kick ass. (rex is recycled for those of you who dont know. look up rex files.) link: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!? oh yeah and it might not work right away because im still uploading it and its taking a long time because mediafie has shitty rates (but its free!!!!)